2009年2月7日 星期六

重修狀(未完成)

期末考真是會讓人有點瘋瘋的
不過後期越改越沒梗,應該是不會再改了

100:00:47,790 --> 00:00:52,790重修狀
200:03:08,060 --> 00:03:09,460他說
300:03:11,070 --> 00:03:13,530那天從教室裏走出來
400:03:15,140 --> 00:03:16,400他已經21了
500:03:23,810 --> 00:03:24,970他還說
600:03:25,510 --> 00:03:29,580在這個年代,32,很容易
700:03:30,950 --> 00:03:32,94021的,更難
800:05:03,750 --> 00:05:05,710我的同學都32光了
900:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,610就剩我一個
1000:05:11,090 --> 00:05:12,710那是你命好
1100:05:17,490 --> 00:05:19,020我求情的
1200:05:29,640 --> 00:05:33,040我的同學,一班四十多人
1300:05:33,310 --> 00:05:35,370拼了三天三夜
1400:05:38,180 --> 00:05:40,050都沒了…
1500:05:44,950 --> 00:05:47,050江教授那幫畜生
1600:05:47,460 --> 00:05:51,520只站在講臺,一動不動
1700:05:55,400 --> 00:05:59,770看著我那幫兄弟就這樣一個一個的
1800:06:04,140 --> 00:06:06,200都當了
1900:06:42,310 --> 00:06:46,300他說,那天他遇到了一個學妹
2000:06:47,050 --> 00:06:49,710在廢棄的破屋裏過了一夜
2100:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,120不知是那碗粥,還是那個學妹
2200:06:57,730 --> 00:07:01,750讓他感覺,原來他還活著
2300:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,160哪裡可以選課啊?
2400:07:42,370 --> 00:07:44,310去校務系統前等著
2500:07:59,050 --> 00:08:00,150他說
2600:08:00,590 --> 00:08:02,580第一次碰到我的那天
2700:08:02,860 --> 00:08:06,690天是灰濛濛的,跟他的心情一樣
2800:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,950可我清楚地記得
2900:08:09,260 --> 00:08:12,760那天是個晴天,陽光刺眼
3000:08:17,340 --> 00:08:19,640選完就跟我去乾作弊的活
3100:08:20,880 --> 00:08:21,710吃完,幹活!
3200:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,450抄啊!
3300:09:10,730 --> 00:09:12,690你這麼能抄,跟我
3400:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,290我帶你見大哥
3500:09:36,590 --> 00:09:37,780作什麼弊?
3600:09:38,050 --> 00:09:39,020工數!
3700:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,550電路學!
3800:09:40,860 --> 00:09:43,690他後來說,妳們膽大包天
3900:09:43,930 --> 00:09:45,690竟敢作工數的弊
4000:09:46,060 --> 00:09:48,760我說,我被當好幾科了
4100:09:48,930 --> 00:09:51,530修都修不完了,管他誰的課
4200:11:14,380 --> 00:11:15,280發考卷!
4300:11:34,170 --> 00:11:35,360抄!
4400:12:32,430 --> 00:12:34,260(助教)快!抓那個領頭的!
4500:13:17,740 --> 00:13:20,570那天,他不但救了我
4600:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,070他還在教我
4700:13:22,840 --> 00:13:27,110小抄抄七分,板書寫重點
4800:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,430午陽哥
4900:13:47,570 --> 00:13:48,560你看
5000:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,640是那個人給的
5100:13:52,910 --> 00:13:54,340這是學長穿的
5200:13:54,540 --> 00:13:55,810午陽哥做學長了
5300:14:03,050 --> 00:14:06,180午陽哥做學長了!
5400:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,320你在想什麼?
5500:14:12,130 --> 00:14:13,190歐趴
7700:17:40,670 --> 00:17:43,260安心重修!
7800:17:43,570 --> 00:17:45,870安心重修!
7900:17:46,910 --> 00:17:48,430大哥定的規矩
8000:17:48,780 --> 00:17:50,570留下空位斟滿酒
8100:17:50,810 --> 00:17:52,250敬被當的同學
8200:17:59,350 --> 00:18:01,450你在班上是個頭?
8300:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,020過去的事了
8400:18:05,190 --> 00:18:06,490為何離開?
8500:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,960來,喝
8600:18:16,070 --> 00:18:17,900大家都是同校的師生
8700:18:18,740 --> 00:18:20,770約好聯手作弊
8800:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,140江教授出爾反爾
8900:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,040狂抓作弊
9000:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,910我的同學就這樣32了
9100:18:31,350 --> 00:18:34,720天大地大,沒有同學情大
9200:18:35,860 --> 00:18:36,790是吧?
9300:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,160這年頭沒有同學
9400:18:43,830 --> 00:18:44,990活不下去
9500:18:55,810 --> 00:18:58,110午陽,吃飯了
9600:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,780新同學會退選嗎?
9700:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,990有小抄看,誰不留下?
12600:22:33,930 --> 00:22:35,090(下一次的考試)助教:都別抄!
12700:22:46,540 --> 00:22:48,270你為什麼不看著我?
12800:23:00,790 --> 00:23:04,420你以為看了小抄,電路就過了嗎?
12900:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,790而今是給妳們個機會,好好重修
13000:23:11,830 --> 00:23:12,700走!
13100:23:44,870 --> 00:23:47,930要是我們肯抄,就跟過了!
13200:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,360那會退學
13300:23:49,570 --> 00:23:51,400沒有小抄,還不退學
13400:23:52,040 --> 00:23:56,370學生,狗的命,永遠被教授當
13500:23:58,010 --> 00:23:59,340為什麼不讀書?
13600:24:01,450 --> 00:24:03,250讀了書有知識
13700:24:03,820 --> 00:24:06,310有了知識,就直接把題目理解
13800:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,680理解後推公式
13900:24:07,890 --> 00:24:10,410有了公式,就沒教授能當我們了
14000:24:11,490 --> 00:24:13,290這班級才真的太平
14100:24:16,060 --> 00:24:18,530我們只是學生,有教授能讓我們問嗎?
14200:24:20,740 --> 00:24:23,230江教授囂張,勢大力強
14300:24:23,870 --> 00:24:26,670我們這點兒人,他們根本看不上
14400:24:27,210 --> 00:24:30,300倒是的研究處的黃青,正缺人手
14500:24:30,750 --> 00:24:33,580他的綠營兵常被江教授欺負
14600:24:33,780 --> 00:24:35,370一直想壯大勢力
14700:24:35,850 --> 00:24:39,150如果我們問他,那正是雪中送炭
14800:24:39,790 --> 00:24:42,090二虎,抓住這個機會
14900:24:43,090 --> 00:24:46,930讓今天的事,永遠不要再發生
15000:24:53,330 --> 00:24:54,320好
15100:24:58,870 --> 00:25:00,100考試
15200:25:00,740 --> 00:25:02,680我們要考最高的!
15300:25:05,510 --> 00:25:06,880你以前作弊
15400:25:07,050 --> 00:25:09,040現下叫我們讀書,不黑不白的
15500:25:09,750 --> 00:25:11,220憑什麼信你?
15600:25:14,020 --> 00:25:15,280納重修狀!
15700:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,950兄弟結義,各害一個外人
15800:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,460斷絕後路,以示忠誠
15900:25:23,660 --> 00:25:26,000從此,兄弟的命是命
16000:25:26,230 --> 00:25:28,570其他的皆可當!
16100:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,500那天我問他
16200:25:31,910 --> 00:25:34,570納了重修狀,永遠沒有退路
16300:25:34,680 --> 00:25:35,770你願意嗎?
16400:25:36,810 --> 00:25:37,870他沒吭聲
16500:25:38,210 --> 00:25:39,610我要…
16600:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,180(別班的考試)同學,給張小抄吧…(舉手)教授,他作弊
16700:25:44,390 --> 00:25:47,220狗日的,你幹什麼啊? 沒招妳們沒惹妳們的…(舉手)教授,他也作弊
16800:25:47,590 --> 00:25:48,320為什麼要害我們啊…
16900:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,850不就是借張小抄而已嗎?
17000:25:54,030 --> 00:25:59,900同學…求求你…放…放了我吧…
17100:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,600記住我這張臉
17200:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,060下次重修找我報仇(舉手)教授,他也是
17300:26:17,890 --> 00:26:19,480今有龐青雲
17400:26:19,650 --> 00:26:20,380趙二虎
17500:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,720姜午陽
17600:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,080納重修狀,結兄弟義
17700:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,520死生相托,吉凶相救
17800:26:26,790 --> 00:26:29,290福禍相依,患難相扶
17900:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,260外人亂我學分者
18000:26:31,570 --> 00:26:33,630視重修狀,必殺之
18100:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,560兄弟亂我學分者
18200:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,930視重修狀,必殺之
18300:26:38,340 --> 00:26:40,770天地作證,山河為盟
18400:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,770有違此誓,天地當之
18500:26:45,050 --> 00:26:46,540人和一心
18600:26:47,580 --> 00:26:48,810他後來跟我說
18700:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,510其實他不相信重修狀
18800:26:52,150 --> 00:26:54,710我問,那你信什麼?
18900:26:55,190 --> 00:26:56,820他說他相信二哥
19000:26:57,590 --> 00:26:58,790還有我
19900:28:32,990 --> 00:28:36,010聽說你和你的同學
20000:28:36,260 --> 00:28:38,690在星期二考電子學
20100:28:38,930 --> 00:28:42,020竟然全班被當
20200:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,390兩個月沒見,還敢回來?
20300:28:44,570 --> 00:28:45,430陳大人
20400:28:45,700 --> 00:28:46,760電學一試
20500:28:47,900 --> 00:28:50,870江教授本來要讓我們OPEN BOOK
20600:28:51,170 --> 00:28:54,160江教授出爾反爾,不讓我們OPEN BOOK
20700:28:54,410 --> 00:28:57,940我全班的同學就這樣眼睜睜的被當了
20800:28:58,210 --> 00:28:59,910全班被當
20900:29:00,750 --> 00:29:02,050就你一人過?
21000:29:02,250 --> 00:29:03,380我重修
21100:29:04,190 --> 00:29:05,350就是要回來見你
21200:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,750姜教授
21300:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,620妳們有幾本書啊?
21400:29:10,830 --> 00:29:11,920八!
21500:29:19,930 --> 00:29:21,330再給我八本
21600:29:21,770 --> 00:29:24,030十五日之內,我電子學全班60
21700:29:24,270 --> 00:29:26,210學校無戲言
21800:29:26,710 --> 00:29:27,870十日
21900:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,210十日全班歐趴!
22000:29:33,350 --> 00:29:34,280好
22100:29:34,850 --> 00:29:36,040我…
22200:29:38,190 --> 00:29:41,680我再給你十五本原文書
22300:29:42,090 --> 00:29:44,490但是沒有翻譯本
22400:29:45,260 --> 00:29:46,520不要翻譯
22500:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,400考完試,一半的原文書歸我們
22600:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,930龐青雲
22700:29:52,130 --> 00:29:55,430你字 “鹿山” ,就叫 “山字營” 吧
22800:29:55,870 --> 00:29:57,130謝三位教獸
22900:30:07,150 --> 00:30:08,170你在賭
23000:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,810拿全班的學分在賭
23100:30:11,290 --> 00:30:12,980考試本身就是賭
23200:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,050(助教)我不賭
23300:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,590這十五本原文書,是黃青的書
23400:30:18,890 --> 00:30:19,920沒收了
23500:30:20,190 --> 00:30:21,960黃青在上課時就沒書看
23600:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,490你如何才肯出借?
23700:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,430那些書
23800:30:26,100 --> 00:30:27,400只給你壯聲勢
23900:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,500這是你唯一可以贏的機會
24000:30:29,540 --> 00:30:30,530不然
24100:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,470江教授永遠都把你踩在腳下
24200:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,020大哥!
24300:30:53,760 --> 00:30:54,890都是破的
24400:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,000這場考試有二十個助教
24500:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,770試很難考
24600:31:11,150 --> 00:31:13,110要過,祇有一個辦法
24700:31:13,710 --> 00:31:15,740豁出去,跟他們比速度!
24800:31:16,350 --> 00:31:18,440貼過去,檔他們的視野!
24900:31:19,390 --> 00:31:20,580同學們!
25000:31:21,390 --> 00:31:23,190告訴他,誰最狠?
25100:31:23,420 --> 00:31:24,890我最狠!
25200:31:25,060 --> 00:31:27,460助教發完考卷只有三十秒空檔
25300:31:27,830 --> 00:31:30,090小抄只能抄二十秒
25400:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,490翻書只有十秒
25500:31:32,670 --> 00:31:35,100我們要十個同學在前面檔二十秒
25600:31:35,270 --> 00:31:37,670後面的同學緊跟在後,再檔二十秒!
25700:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,670看到見助教不要躲,繼續抄
25800:31:41,940 --> 00:31:43,100死命的抄
25900:31:43,310 --> 00:31:44,470為後面的同學
26000:31:44,750 --> 00:31:46,370贏得這一百分
26100:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,110很多同學會當
26200:31:57,790 --> 00:31:58,850我去!
26300:32:04,530 --> 00:32:05,860有誰跟我去?
26400:32:08,970 --> 00:32:12,060願意去的有重修費!當了三千
26500:32:12,310 --> 00:32:13,200被32補習免費!
26600:32:13,410 --> 00:32:14,670能重修還不去呀?
26700:32:14,910 --> 00:32:17,210是同學就放個響屁!
26800:32:17,380 --> 00:32:18,370來啊!
26900:32:18,580 --> 00:32:19,940媽的,豁出去了!
27000:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,080我也去!
27100:32:22,380 --> 00:32:24,850算我一個,我去…
27200:32:25,220 --> 00:32:27,650我也去…
27300:32:27,820 --> 00:32:29,920我去…我也去…
27400:32:30,190 --> 00:32:31,750電子學!
27500:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,060小抄,板書,搶學分!
27600:32:35,260 --> 00:32:35,990電子學!
27700:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,170小抄,板書,搶學分!
27800:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,390小抄,板書,搶學分!
27900:32:42,600 --> 00:32:48,700小抄,板書,搶學分!

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